Me, Myself and I

2009-01-18T01:57:00.001-08:00

I moved to http://skinnyscarves.blogspot.com/

The Paris Hilton Presidential Campaign

2008-08-07T21:08:00.000-07:00

Look paris' running for presidential campaign

Let's all vote for her

Here's the video

See more Paris Hilton videos at Funny or Die

2008-08-07T00:43:00.000-07:00

I slept during physics and now i have a mad woman screaming about Singapore on my arm.
Do i make sense?

p.s. shafrin drew it on me
p.p.s worse still a stupid angmoh researcher took a video of me sleeping and shafrin drawing stuff on my arms. $#%@

Today is rub ur butt day

2008-08-06T03:33:00.000-07:00

Nono i'm serious

I came to school in the morning... and guess what?
no don't guess

I GOT KICKED ON THE BUTT BY SOME ONE

nice way to say good morning ,eh?

OH AND THE PERSON KICKED ME ABOUT 3 MORE TIMES .
ONE FOR GOOD BYE.

MY ~~LOVELY~~ NOT
FRIEND KEPT SMACKING HER BUTT AGAINST MINE.
THINK BERRY FUNNY IS IT?

i not les ok.

2008-08-06T03:25:00.000-07:00

Wahlio i start talking about eating my English teacher then the next day she wants to bite my head off. ~~for not doing homework but that's not the point~~
0.O
She want eat my hair for what?
Make her teeth hairy i guess.
Not hairy enough, need to freak out her husband in bed i guess.

Any way i can't sleep in peace during her ultra boring lesson .
Because stupid shahera'd draw stuff on my arms. :(
Thanks for drawing 4 ORANGE smiley faces and a CHICKEN on my arm

One of there days i'm gonna wake up with black spots on my face.
What to do the worksheets are nice to sleep on :)

2008-07-31T23:12:00.000-07:00

I was looking through my previous diaries to cheer me up.
I found an amusing post

10 Reasons why you shouldn't eat my English Teacher

1) She'll describe your teeth in such extensive vocabulary that ppl'll will think you're speaking aliena

2)She'll trod on your tongue

3)She'll make you choke on your gullet

4) Which also means you'll have astma

5) Your stomach's gonna have a hard time digesting her clothes( god knows where she got them)

6)She tastes BAD

7)She has little nutritional value (unless you count itchy sweaters)

8) She'll call your intestines sneaky

9)You'll have essays on your blood stream

10) Oh, and i can guarantee you'll have constipation

Because she's not edible

2008-07-28T00:50:00.000-07:00

I have a confession

STUPID LITTLE(OR BIG) BALLS ARE ATTRACTED TO ME!!!
I mean the one that bounces ofcourse

Every stupid PE lesson i'm always hit by a stupid ball
(it has no brain but that's besides the point)

I run also cannot run in peace must jump over some random(Mr H says tat its the same as human.heh) ball so that it doesn't hit me. :(
Play pass then shahera and sherlyn hit me with two balls from BOTH sides
Went to watch netball once and got hit on the head by a ball while innocently watching the game.

To think Fishballs and Meatballs were once my favorite food.
Hump.

I know this is lame but i shall start an association against BALLS.

I even have a logo. stupid fat bola.

I'm sorry xue sian(i hope i got ur name right)
for hitting your head with a dodge ball i swear i was not aiming for your head.

P.s. i hope u didn't get my disease

2008-07-25T00:28:00.000-07:00

A big thank you to everyone for wishing me happy birthday!

yay! Happy BirthdaY To me!
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why am i spamming myself?
But its so fun.

Happy BirthdaY To me!Happy BirthdaY To me!Happy BirthdaY To me!Happy BirthdaY To me!vHappy BirthdaY To me!Happy BirthdaY To me!Happy BirthdaY To me!Happy BirthdaY To me!

Shahera stole my two polos

I'm sure she looks very pretty lar.
Not.

but the present she gave me is by far the nicest

but

This is by far the most amusing one (frm farhanah)

so flexible like me
So amusing like like me

Such a big mouth like me

add some diamonds and it'll be as GLAMOROUS as me :D

And thanks to SOMEBODY i had to go around wearing this:
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(if you laugh i'll poke you in the eye, drag you through a field full of shit oh and never mind
i'm sure you don't wanna noe)
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Never mind all that matters is that today is the lovely me's birthday!!
Happy BirthdaY To me!
Happy BirthdaY To me!Happy BirthdaY To me!
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2008-07-12T06:10:00.000-07:00

Some guys are don't think being a GUY is not not enough, they have to be pretty too

And the best one ever

2008-07-06T08:16:00.001-07:00

If this is supposed to be glamor

I don't want to be glamorous

Doogie

2008-06-26T00:29:00.000-07:00

Meet doogie, my new pet

Doogie posing

Doogie playing dead

Sexy doogie
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ok lame ,
oh well

2008-06-18T00:52:00.000-07:00

Just came back from Bukit Timah hill class outing

our patrol. the one in the pink cap's me

I look sooooooooooooooooooo young. so young that i look like a ten-year old

Boredom does strange things to ppl.
P.s i was NOT smelling shahera's socks!

adorable monkey who ran away from me! Do i look THAT scary?

Since when was a smelly place meant for SWIMMING???

Shahera wearing my shades admiring a picture of her wearing my shades

Look i found the traffic light!!

Answer to mojojo's quiz

2008-06-16T22:23:00.000-07:00

A) people who have been tagged must write their answers on their blogs & replace any question that they dislike with a new question formulated by themselves.

B) tag 8 people to do this quiz & those who are tagged cannot refuse. these people must state who they were tagged by & cannot tag the person whom they were tagged by. continue this game by sending it to other people.

1. If your lover betrayed you, what will your reaction be?

Pl. go and die. I won't care.
After all, i have the great ME!
5. What's your ideal lover like?

A male version of me.

6. Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?

None. Just aspire to be be me.

7. How long do you intend to wait for someone u really love?

3 minutes is the longest

~~8. If the person you secretly like is already attached, what would you do?~~
8.Who is the greatest person in the whole world?

ADRITA :)

9. Is there anything that has made you extremely happy?

Thinking about myself

11. What takes you down the fastest?

nothing

12. How do you see yourself in ten years time?

Taking over the world. YAY!

13. Who is currently the most important people to you?

Myself

14. What kind of person do you think the person who tagged you is?

Retarded monkey sister

15. Would you rather be single & rich or married but poor?

single and rich

16. What's the first thing you do when you wake up?

Yawn

~~17. Would you give all in a relationship?~~

What's your favorite cheer?

'A' to the 'D' to 'RI 'I' 'T' 'A' !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

adrita adrita go! go!

18. If you fall in love with two people simultaneously, who would you pick?

The richer and more handsome one

19. What type of people do you hate?

no one

4 PEOPLE TO TAG: Shahera, mabel, marrisa , tultul,

i CAN cooooooooooook!

2008-06-11T21:57:00.000-07:00

i finally managed to cook something edible after no expirience what so ever, ~~ok so i had homecons last year.~~
Any way
see,

Not bad huh?

well lets admire it from a different angle

ok now u probably have a phobia of prawns

PRAWNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MY favorite food!!!!!!!!

Pontianak......run!!!!!!!!!!!

2008-06-11T04:12:00.001-07:00

I's been a loooooooooong boring holiday
So instead of wasting your time, waste it in a more amusing way!
now i just sound like a stupid commercial person

1)

why would you wanna pose like a pontianak, don't ask me/

ok, lame

nvm admire the innocent picture of pooh

ooh wad a cute tail

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2008-06-07T06:37:00.000-07:00

Tag replies:(because of the fact that my tag board is so pathetically small)

anne: hey, hi i was too lazy to go. lol :)
joy: well, i might just go . i'll try. hi to you too
Shahera: oi shutup. i don't any more ok! and that was TWO boody years ago
Shahera: lol. can i not like the word imio! i'm cat after all ;)
Mable: stop announcing that on my blog :)

MY BED!!!!!!!!

2008-06-06T00:25:00.000-07:00

ARK!!
My brother's fat friend invaded my BED :(

Which reminds me MT BED IS UGLY!!!!
i want new bed i want new bed i want new bed i want new bed i want new bed i want new bed i want new bed i want new bed i want new bed i want new bed i want new bed i want new bed

I also want a condo :)
and a myuk wallet
and a crumpler bag

cheap right..

so now you know what to get me for my birthday:)

YAY!

i found my perfect group

2008-06-04T22:52:00.000-07:00

All teenagers today are supposed to have 'that' random gene which is to blame for their absolutely inane randomness.
Your middle name is "Random" if:
1. Your middle name IS 'Random' ( huh? ADRITA Random Manna ? i thought GLAMOROUS GENIUS was mi middle name)

2. Your FIRST name is "Random"

3. If you know what "iwgfhwj wdfjkwhfu hfujwhjk euwyfhuifh" means. ( yes it means .. every body except for me .:))

4.People tell you to get a life( all the time. but i do have one . don't i?)

5. You think Pedigree tastes good.

6. You think you are diagonally parked in a parallel universe

7. You create words like 'electroencephalographically ' or know what it means

8. YOu add/accept random strange people in random social networking sites.

9. You scribble in the air(its nice ok..)

10. You say "Nice doggy" to random passers-by

11. You wake up every morning and count all your toes and fingers to check if they are all there

13. There are thousands of baby rocket plants and baby basil plants in your garden

14. You watch and enjoy Etv Madrasi or other Tamil/Malayali channels even if you aren't South Indian.

15. YOu videotape the melting process of a bunch of Popsicles in the hot sun.YOu whisper loudly
to passers-by, "Ssshhh!!! I think the orange one is winning!" ( purrrrrrrrrrrrrrr fect blog material)

16. YOu grab a handful of ice cubes and put them on a hot sidewalk. As they start to melt, you dab your eyes with a tissue and wail, "They're dying! They're all dying!"

17.You keep a totally straight face,looking nonchalant and make low pitch humming/buzzing noises to see who reacts.

18. You create your own language(eg.RagsLangs ;) ) or talk in a popular yet strange dialect eg. in rhyme,Shakespearean,stereotypical old-Chinese man, Gibberish, Gobbledygook, BENGlish etc.

19.YOu do weird things in public like: closing your eyes tightly, gritting your teeth, putting your hands up to your ears, and complaining, "The voices are talking to me again!"

20. YOu tell random people in eateries(eg. McDonald's) to "Beware of the fries" and run out before they ask you why.

21. YOu tell the waiter at the restaurant that you want your Coke/Pepsi/Sprite "stirred" and not "shaken".

22.YOu like spinning round and round around the same place until you get dizzy and nauseated, just so because you're bored.( yeah this is the best)

23. You pretend to be a car or a robot while walking on the street- making revving noises,adding racy commentary, blinking your eyes as if they were indicators.

24. You try/taste all the ice-cream flavours at Baskin Robbins and then just walk out without actually buying any.

25. YOu make silly, stupid,meaningless communities on social-networking sites. YOu even spend twenty minutes writing rubbish which really doesn't make sense. But you do it because you are bored and you like to vent your frustration in this manner. You even go on to invite many friends to your crappy little comm, however only a handful of your close or equally bored(or RANDOM) friends actually accept the invite.

26. You go to the Chemistry Lab and cork up a colourful chemical you created after a test and you proceed to steal the test tube with the said chemical. Not only are you a kleptomaniac in such a case but you actually go ahead to name the test tube(eg. Indigo, Treacle, Pink Fluid) and classify it as your "test tube baby" and then name yourself and your best friend as its rightful parents.(no not really)

27. You know the words to the "Washing Powder Nirma" ad or other such funny, creative ads.

28. YOu insist on playing a raccoon in your school play even if there is no such character.

29. YOu join these stupid pointless groups because you were sent a random invite and you juzz randomly clicked on accept. YOu however, do absolutely nothing in the group as should a member.

hidey seeky

2008-06-04T22:50:00.000-07:00

Some people are SO creative at hiding from my camera
like

'My jeans, my jeans, my lovely lovely jeans...'

OMG! a ghost!

and i can't guess who

stupid flower face

Look at how similar they look

>My sexy bro Haha

The lovely Mrs. Flower

Random

2008-06-04T22:29:00.002-07:00

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These are some picture from Asro feast

some body's shy...

err.... what's that in your hand?

O_o somebody's posing with...
BOLA BLOA!!!

I don't like your tongue

The dart game

we broke the record for scrabble!! 225 point!!

Lunch time

Last years' UNO guy ...:)

on the way to science center

The drawing game
this year, ppl drew a bra... ><
in 15 seconds talk about talent
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With my borther's hairless armpit!!!

Wah really got no hair

2008-06-04T22:28:00.002-07:00

wanna see a pig?
i'll show you one PROUD PIG.

I hapen to know another pig too..

This one's fierce..

hot doggie

2008-06-04T22:28:00.001-07:00

They should use this pic for campaings against smoking.

ME EVIL............! as if

2008-06-04T22:21:00.000-07:00

I just realized how evil i am

I am 56% Evil

You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side.
Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination.

How Evil Are You?

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!

calling ME(!!!) of all people, evil ,blogthing really has PMS today .

2008-06-04T22:19:00.001-07:00

I shall follow tarin and name it my thomb :)

THEN, I SHALL
haunt everyone who comes here.give you a heart attack then revive you then stab you to death in the most painfulway possible way then revive you again, put you in my grandmother's washing machine(thrust me its old-fashioned, you wouldn't want to be caught dead in there,hah how ironic) bleech you then hang you on a bamboopole then dump you in the stinkiest canal on the planet with rotting flying fish.

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA