Sunday, January 18, 2009

I moved to http://skinnyscarves.blogspot.com/

1:57 AM

Thursday, August 7, 2008

Look paris' running for presidential campaign

Let's all vote for her

Here's the video

See more Paris Hilton videos at Funny or Die

9:08 PM

I slept during physics and now i have a mad woman screaming about Singapore on my arm.
Do i make sense?

p.s. shafrin drew it on me
p.p.s worse still a stupid angmoh researcher took a video of me sleeping and shafrin drawing stuff on my arms. $#%@

12:43 AM

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Nono i'm serious

I came to school in the morning... and guess what?
no don't guess

I GOT KICKED ON THE BUTT BY SOME ONE

nice way to say good morning ,eh?

OH AND THE PERSON KICKED ME ABOUT 3 MORE TIMES .
ONE FOR GOOD BYE.

MY ~~LOVELY~~ NOT
FRIEND KEPT SMACKING HER BUTT AGAINST MINE.
THINK BERRY FUNNY IS IT?

i not les ok.

3:33 AM

Wahlio i start talking about eating my English teacher then the next day she wants to bite my head off. ~~for not doing homework but that's not the point~~
0.O
She want eat my hair for what?
Make her teeth hairy i guess.
Not hairy enough, need to freak out her husband in bed i guess.

Any way i can't sleep in peace during her ultra boring lesson .
Because stupid shahera'd draw stuff on my arms. :(
Thanks for drawing 4 ORANGE smiley faces and a CHICKEN on my arm

One of there days i'm gonna wake up with black spots on my face.
What to do the worksheets are nice to sleep on :)

3:25 AM

Thursday, July 31, 2008

I was looking through my previous diaries to cheer me up.
I found an amusing post

10 Reasons why you shouldn't eat my English Teacher

1) She'll describe your teeth in such extensive vocabulary that ppl'll will think you're speaking aliena

2)She'll trod on your tongue

3)She'll make you choke on your gullet

4) Which also means you'll have astma

5) Your stomach's gonna have a hard time digesting her clothes( god knows where she got them)

6)She tastes BAD

7)She has little nutritional value (unless you count itchy sweaters)

8) She'll call your intestines sneaky

9)You'll have essays on your blood stream

10) Oh, and i can guarantee you'll have constipation

Because she's not edible

11:12 PM

Monday, July 28, 2008

I have a confession

STUPID LITTLE(OR BIG) BALLS ARE ATTRACTED TO ME!!!
I mean the one that bounces ofcourse

Every stupid PE lesson i'm always hit by a stupid ball
(it has no brain but that's besides the point)

I run also cannot run in peace must jump over some random(Mr H says tat its the same as human.heh) ball so that it doesn't hit me. :(
Play pass then shahera and sherlyn hit me with two balls from BOTH sides
Went to watch netball once and got hit on the head by a ball while innocently watching the game.

To think Fishballs and Meatballs were once my favorite food.
Hump.

I know this is lame but i shall start an association against BALLS.

I even have a logo. stupid fat bola.

I'm sorry xue sian(i hope i got ur name right)
for hitting your head with a dodge ball i swear i was not aiming for your head.

P.s. i hope u didn't get my disease

12:50 AM